Positive reinforcement is not only important for kids but also to adults. So this post is dedicated to reinforcing the fact that i’m “awesome!”
Still skeptical? Ok here’s proof:
ONE
i’m a 7 week old embryo and i’m already blogging! My grandma can barely even use the internets.
Do you have any kids? What are they doing at this point in their life? Are any of them blogging? Maybe some but not most of them right? Your 2 year old is probably learning to walk. Your 3 year old might be learning to potty train. Your 25 year old kid is probably still living at home. Your 46 year old “kid” is probably still eating his boogers (yes, he probably is… he’s just good at hiding it).
Me? I’m blogging already. As a 7 week old embryo. An embryo! According to some people, religions or laws i’m not even a real person yet!
TWO
Look at the top of this webpage. There are two pictures of me! One picture of me is not sufficient so I have two. At the very top. Because winners are on top!
Twice as nice
You think George Washington is awesome? Yea, he’s ok. He did some cool stuff. But look at his coin. He only has ONE picture of himself.
When i get my own coin (that’s right… WHEN not IF) both sides are definitely going to have my face on it. That way when people flip my coin I come up on top 100% of the time! None of this 50/50 bullsh!t.
And speaking of bullsh!t… why doesn’t Abraham Lincoln’s coin have his face on both sides? i’ll admit, he’s pretty awesome. He deserves to have his face on both sides. But look at the other side of his coin. What is that? Is that some kind of building? OMFG… it’s a jail!
This is how we treat one of our greatest presidents?
THREE
Wikipedia recognizes my awesomeness. And we all know that everything published on Wikipedia (or anywhere on the internet) is true! Below is a screenshot of my entry…
Wikipedia entry for AWESOME
Yes, i know i could just give you a link to my wikipedia entry instead of posting a screenshot but some people (i.e. haters) keep changing it. WTF.
