i think it’ll be fun every once in a while to open my fan mail and share them with my readers! All the mail will be talking about how awesome i am since i NEVER get hate mail.
From: Tyler
Hi Awesome Baby! I just want to tell you that your blog is the bomb-diggity! You are so funny and hilarious!
My response: i know.
From: Mommy
Hi Baby! This is Mommy! I just wanted to send you a note and say “I love you!” I also wanted to tell you how cool your Daddy is! I am so lucky to have met him! Tonight I’m going to give him some good lovin! Rawr!
My response: …TMI
From: Barack Obama
Greetings! This is Barack Obama, the President of the United States, and I would just like to say that your blog is the most impressive piece of internet literature I have seen thus far! Not only are the posts witty and humorous but very informative as well. I commissioned my White House staff to create a “Free Babies” trashcan like your father has and placed this in Sasha and Malia’s (my daughters) room. It has worked incredibly well as a motivator to step up their game! Next week they’ll be traveling to the Middle East to broker peace talks.
This is Barack Obama and I approve this blog.
My response: Aren’t your daughters 11 and 8 now? Geez, talk about slow developers. But i guess better late than never.
From: 50 cent
Yo Baby! This $h!t is hilarious! Next time I’m in town I’ll roll by your crib and we’ll kick it! Day-um! Funny $h!t dawg! I wish I had half the talent you got! But I’m doin alright wit my millions in da bank! DOLLA BILLS Y’ALL! Ha Ha! By the way, I wrote a new song just for you dawg! Check it!
Wut wut wut wut!
Uh! Uh! Uh! Yo! Uh! Yo!
Check out AwesomeBabyBlog dot com!
It’s da bomb!
Uh! Yo! Wut! Wut!
….um, well that’s all I gots yo! My song writer is out on vacation so that’s the best I can do! LOL!
Later dawg!
My response: Thanks Fitty!