In May of this year I will be popping out as a Chinese/Taiwanese female. Based on the past history of that demographic the following will be true…
- i’ll already know kung fu as soon as I’m born
- My parents will force me to take piano or violin lessons when i’m in elementary school.
- i’ll be good at math and/or science
- My parents will beat me if I get less than an A- on any test
- My parents will force me to study to become a doctor or lawyer or pharmacist
- i’ll be shorter than average
- i‘ll be a bad driver
- All white guys will want to date me
- i’ll be eating weird stuff like chicken feet and ox tail.
- i’ll be wearing pointy hats made of straw
- My Daddy won’t let me date until i’m 35.
- All non-asian people will assume i’m Japanese or Korean.
- i’ll be skinny and have small boobies
- If i have large boobies then they’re probably fake
- i’ll always looks 10 years younger than my real age
I think that about covers it. Yay for stereotypes!