Many of the predictions for a Chinese boy is the same as for a Chinese girl…
- i’ll already know kung fu as soon as I’m born
- My parents will force me to take piano or violin lessons when I’m in elementary school
- i’ll be shorter than average
- i’ll be eating weird stuff like pigs feet and dried squid
- i’ll be good at math and/or science
- My parents will beat me if i get less than an A- on any test
- My parents will force me to study to become a doctor or lawyer or pharmacist
- All non-asian people will assume i’m Japanese or Korean
- i’ll be skinny
However, there are some that are specifically for guys!
- i’ll always look 5 years younger than my real age
- If i play on any sports team in high school it will probably be tennis
- i’ll be the shortest guy on the high school tennis team
- No white girls will want to date me
- i’ll get mad when I find out some Chinese girls ONLY want to date white guys
- i’ll probably be living at my parents home until I’m 30
- Non-asian girls will think i’m weird for living at my parent’s home until I’m 30
- All my friends will be asian except for maybe one white guy and/or one black guy
- i’ll be embarrassed to drink alcohol with my non-asian friends because I turn much more red than they do
- In high school I’ll be driving a lowered Japanese car (i.e. Honda Civic) with a really loud exhaust and think it’s cool
- After college I’ll wonder why I drove a lowered Japanese car (i.e. Honda Civic) with a really loud exhaust back in high school and thought it was cool
