I chose my gender!

Ok, I’ve made my decision. It was a close race between a GIRL and a HERMAPHRODITE but I have finally chosen to be a…

Girl!

Everybody is happy and Daddy is already making preparations. Daddy is so good at planning. He’s already got his 35 year game plan for me when it comes to dating…

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Bisphenol A (BPA) in plastic is bad for you

What is BPA?
BPA (Bishpenol A) is a chemical found in certain plastics. If BPA is present in the plastic you are using then it can leech out into your food. Current studies and some governments say BPA is bad for your health if ingested. Especially for babies because babies are pussies more susceptible to negative effects. [...]

Human babies = epic fail

Human adults are the most successful animals on this planet. Yet human babies are the least successful out of all babies on this planet.

Let’s compare:

Snake babies at birth: Must take care of themselves (bye deadbeat parents). Must hunt for their own food.

Sea Lion baby at birth: After two weeks begins to learn swimming and fishing. Must [...]

Ok... i made a mistake

My very first post on my blog and i made a mistake there.

I’ve gone back and corrected it. If you really, really care about this stuff go ahead and check it out.

My apologies… but in my defense, i’m just a 7 week old embryo. I never went to college. This is the best i can do [...]

Baby Einstein videos are bull$h!t… Disney to give refunds

Parents are always in search of ways to make their babies smarter. Marketing $trategie$ prey on a parent’s fear of having dumb babies. That’s why Baby Einstein is such a successful company.

What is Baby Einstein?

It’s a company (owned by Disney now) that sells multimedia products (videos, books, etc) specifically for babies between 3 months to 3 [...]

Happy Halloween! Tips for a kid-safe Halloween

Here’s my costume…

Halloween costume 2009

In case you can’t tell it’s a Prisoner’s costume. It’s the best i could do with the limited supplies in here dammit!

Anyways, quite appropriate i think considering i’m basically a prisoner in here. But on May 30, 2010 i’ll be free! (***Daddy’s note***: actually you’ll only be out on “parole”. If [...]

Mommy's morning sickness

Poor Mommy! Mommy has had really bad morning sickness for the past four weeks. It’s all my fault =(

I settled near Mommy’s stomach so she has morning sickness all day. She throws up about 5-8 times per day and has trouble eating/drinking and keeping it down.

According to Google:

Pregnancy morning sickness occurs in about 50-80% of new [...]