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Mommy and Daddy are useless now…

Baby — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 15:00:55 +0000

… only one thing left to do.

nom nom nom

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Sorry for my lack of posts. This is why…

Baby — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 15:00:59 +0000

STARCRAFT 2!!!!!!!

Yeaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Daddy and i are playing together but Daddy sucks. He’s a noob. But i still love him.

Starcraft 2 from dude3236 on Vimeo.

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My daily routine

Baby — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 07:54:55 +0000

Please send all condolences to Mommy and Daddy.

Diaper usage from dude3236 on Vimeo.

Baby clocks

Baby — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 02:10:22 +0000

Mommy and Daddy have no use for normal clocks anymore. They have replaced all their clocks with “baby clocks”. All our clocks at home no longer have AM, PM, or numbers. They have been replaced with “sleeping”, “pooping” and “feeding”.

My Uncle Bob

Baby — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 06:28:54 +0000

It turns out I have an uncle and his name is Bob. Well, now that i’m born he is now UNCLE BOB! Haha

I don’t know if it was just by accident or prudent comical foresight from my grandparents to name him that but that’s his name!

Yay for Uncle Bob!

Adults love things that babies do

Baby — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 01:46:06 +0000

Adults love watching things that babies do because they’re cute (unless you’re an ugly baby). For example hiccups… when Daddy gets the hiccups people tell Daddy to stop making so much noise. But when i get hiccups everybody thinks it’s cute.

Turn up the volume… babies have quiet hiccups.

Chloe dancing from dude3236 on Vimeo.

Voted most likely to…

Baby — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 05:07:53 +0000

enjoy being burped.