February 20th, 2010 | Category:
Daddy,
Education,
Finance,
Health,
Humor,
Safety
This is a continuation of Daddy’s advice from the it’s-just-a-phase years.
Age 19-22
Get good grades. Even if that boring Biology class you’re taking now has nothing to do with your career goal of becoming a journalist you may decide later to become a doctor. That Biology class grade will factor in to whether you can get [...]
February 17th, 2010 | Category:
Daddy,
Education,
Finance,
Health,
Humor,
Safety
This post is a continuation of Daddy’s advice for my Early Years.
Age 14-18
Watch out for boys. Boys love humping. Boys will hump anything. Boys will say ANYTHING to hump you. Watch out for boys.
Don’t be scared after watching a horror movie… all the monsters and blood are fake. The monsters in the movie won’t try [...]
Daddy has lots of advice for me. Lots of it comes from experience. Daddy says old people are a great source of knowlegde from having tons of experience. It sounds like old people are really cool people… except they’re always falling asleep and are really wrinkly.
So here is Daddy’s advice for me for my Early [...]
February 1st, 2010 | Category:
Me!
My laptop is not working well now so i need to spend time to fix it. i’ll be back with more posts in about 1-2 weeks.
If you’re bored you can re-read the “funniest” and most “educational” posts again. Their links are at the left side of my webpage!
Bye bye (for 2 weeks)
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January 28th, 2010 | Category:
Daddy,
Humor,
Me!
More of Daddy’s predictions for me. This time he’s predicting what i will say, how often, and how old i will be when i say them!
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January 25th, 2010 | Category:
Daddy,
Humor,
Me!
Daddy has lots of predictions for my life. This is his prediction of my dating timeline…
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January 7th, 2010 | Category:
Me!
In May of this year I will be popping out as a Chinese/Taiwanese female. Based on the past history of that demographic the following will be true…
i’ll already know kung fu as soon as I’m born
My parents will force me to take piano or violin lessons when i’m in elementary school.
i’ll be good at math [...]