Oh, hi there

Diaper usage from dude3236 on Vimeo.

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My daily routine

Please send all condolences to Mommy and Daddy.

Diaper usage from dude3236 on Vimeo.

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Diaper usage

Diaper usage from dude3236 on Vimeo.

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Scary baby fact

For the first three days of life a baby will poop out meconium. Meconium is the collection of all the crap the baby ingests while in the womb. While in the womb babies only pee (the pee is just sterile water) but not poop. All the poop collects for 9 months so mommy and daddy can [...]

Stats

Alive: 28 days
# of diaper changes: 300
# of times i pee’d while diaper was being changed: 4
Pee while diaper changing %: 1.3%
# of times i poo’d while diaper was being changed: 6
Poo while diaper changing %: 2%

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Baby clocks

Mommy and Daddy have no use for normal clocks anymore. They have replaced all their clocks with “baby clocks”. All our clocks at home no longer have AM, PM, or numbers. They have been replaced with “sleeping”, “pooping” and “feeding”.

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