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February 20th, 2010 | Category: Daddy, Education, Finance, Health, Humor, SafetyThis is a continuation of Daddy’s advice from the it’s-just-a-phase years.
Age 19-22
Get good grades. Even if that boring Biology class you’re taking now has nothing to do with your career goal of becoming a journalist you may decide later to become a doctor. That Biology class grade will factor in to whether you can get [...]
February 17th, 2010 | Category: Daddy, Education, Finance, Health, Humor, SafetyThis post is a continuation of Daddy’s advice for my Early Years.
Age 14-18
Watch out for boys. Boys love humping. Boys will hump anything. Boys will say ANYTHING to hump you. Watch out for boys.
Don’t be scared after watching a horror movie… all the monsters and blood are fake. The monsters in the movie won’t try [...]
Daddy has lots of advice for me. Lots of it comes from experience. Daddy says old people are a great source of knowlegde from having tons of experience. It sounds like old people are really cool people… except they’re always falling asleep and are really wrinkly.
So here is Daddy’s advice for me for my Early [...]
January 28th, 2010 | Category: Daddy, Humor, Me!More of Daddy’s predictions for me. This time he’s predicting what i will say, how often, and how old i will be when i say them!
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January 25th, 2010 | Category: Daddy, Humor, Me!Daddy has lots of predictions for my life. This is his prediction of my dating timeline…
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January 4th, 2010 | Category: Daddy, Humor, Me!, MommyWhen i’m born in May this year Daddy says that i will have no special privileges. He says that i will be a peasant just like everybody else in his kingdom. If i want to be special than i need to work hard! Nothing will be given to me since Daddy doesn’t allow bums in [...]
Ok, I’ve made my decision. It was a close race between a GIRL and a HERMAPHRODITE but I have finally chosen to be a…
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Everybody is happy and Daddy is already making preparations. Daddy is so good at planning. He’s already got his 35 year game plan for me when it comes to dating…
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