Daddy has lots of advice for me. Lots of it comes from experience. Daddy says old people are a great source of knowlegde from having tons of experience. It sounds like old people are really cool people… except they’re always falling asleep and are really wrinkly.
So here is Daddy’s advice for me for my Early [...]
February 1st, 2010 | Category:
Me!
My laptop is not working well now so i need to spend time to fix it. i’ll be back with more posts in about 1-2 weeks.
If you’re bored you can re-read the “funniest” and most “educational” posts again. Their links are at the left side of my webpage!
Bye bye (for 2 weeks)
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January 28th, 2010 | Category:
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Humor,
Me!
More of Daddy’s predictions for me. This time he’s predicting what i will say, how often, and how old i will be when i say them!
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January 25th, 2010 | Category:
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Daddy has lots of predictions for my life. This is his prediction of my dating timeline…
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January 7th, 2010 | Category:
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In May of this year I will be popping out as a Chinese/Taiwanese female. Based on the past history of that demographic the following will be true…
i’ll already know kung fu as soon as I’m born
My parents will force me to take piano or violin lessons when i’m in elementary school.
i’ll be good at math [...]
January 4th, 2010 | Category:
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Mommy
When i’m born in May this year Daddy says that i will have no special privileges. He says that i will be a peasant just like everybody else in his kingdom. If i want to be special than i need to work hard! Nothing will be given to me since Daddy doesn’t allow bums in [...]
January 1st, 2010 | Category:
Me!
i have a hangover… i’ll see you in a few days.
BTW, my buddy took a pic of my friends and i partying… but i don’t even remember what happened last night! Oh well.
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