Stats

Alive: 28 days
# of diaper changes: 300
# of times i pee’d while diaper was being changed: 4
Pee while diaper changing %: 1.3%
# of times i poo’d while diaper was being changed: 6
Poo while diaper changing %: 2%

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Baby clocks

Mommy and Daddy have no use for normal clocks anymore. They have replaced all their clocks with “baby clocks”. All our clocks at home no longer have AM, PM, or numbers. They have been replaced with “sleeping”, “pooping” and “feeding”.

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My Uncle Bob

It turns out I have an uncle and his name is Bob. Well, now that i’m born he is now UNCLE BOB! Haha

I don’t know if it was just by accident or prudent comical foresight from my grandparents to name him that but that’s his name!

Yay for Uncle Bob!

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Adults love things that babies do

Adults love watching things that babies do because they’re cute (unless you’re an ugly baby). For example hiccups… when Daddy gets the hiccups people tell Daddy to stop making so much noise. But when i get hiccups everybody thinks it’s cute.

Turn up the volume… babies have quiet hiccups.

Chloe dancing from dude3236 on Vimeo.

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Voted most likely to…

enjoy being burped.

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Hi

Chloe
Born June 7, 2010

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Chloe likes to dance to music

Chloe dancing from dude3236 on Vimeo.

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