February 20th, 2010 | Category:
Daddy,
Education,
Finance,
Health,
Humor,
SafetyThis is a continuation of Daddy’s advice from the it’s-just-a-phase years.
Age 19-22
Get good grades. Even if that boring Biology class you’re taking now has nothing to do with your career goal of becoming a journalist you may decide later to become a doctor. That Biology class grade will factor in to whether you can get [...]
February 17th, 2010 | Category:
Daddy,
Education,
Finance,
Health,
Humor,
SafetyThis post is a continuation of Daddy’s advice for my Early Years.
Age 14-18
Watch out for boys. Boys love humping. Boys will hump anything. Boys will say ANYTHING to hump you. Watch out for boys.
Don’t be scared after watching a horror movie… all the monsters and blood are fake. The monsters in the movie won’t try [...]
February 11th, 2010 | Category:
Education,
Kids age 1-2,
Kids age 2-3Ok my laptop problem has been fixed and we can now resume talking about how awesome i am!
But first here’s an important announcement!
Sesame Street has a channel on Youtube!!
This is definitely good tv viewing for kids (if kept in moderation). Way better than that Baby Einstein crap!
Let your kids watch these Sesame Stree clips [...]
January 16th, 2010 | Category:
HealthHere’s something that a lot of people are not aware of:
BABY POWDER IS BAD FOR BABIES!!
More specifically, baby powder made with TALC is bad for babies. Actually they’re bad for everyone in general. Most non-parents (and some current parents) don’t know this. Mommy and Daddy sure didn’t know either.
Some baby powders are made from talc [...]
January 13th, 2010 | Category:
HealthWhat’s going on?
A recently published report has discovered dangerous levels of cadmium has been found in some children’s jewelry. Children can be exposed to the cadmium by biting or sucking on the jewelry.
What’s cadmium?
Cadmium is a metallic element that is a known carcinogen (something that can cause cancer… like the stuff in cigarettes). Recent research [...]
December 29th, 2009 | Category:
SafetySo in case you don’t know, once you have a kid, both Mommy and Daddy’s lives are ruined. What that means is you have no more freedom or fun because you’ll be spending all your time taking care of the baby. In case you forgot, here’s a refresher on how useless human babies are. Although [...]
Normal birth weight
A full term baby (37 to 40 weeks) will weigh about 6-9 pounds at birth.
Low birth weight
Less than 5 pounds, 8oz is low birth weight. 3 pounds, 5 oz is considered VERY low birth weight.
Babies with low birth weight have increased risk for serious health problems with lasting disabilities and even death. About [...]
