February 20th, 2010 | Category:
Daddy,
Education,
Finance,
Health,
Humor,
SafetyThis is a continuation of Daddy’s advice from the it’s-just-a-phase years.
Age 19-22
Get good grades. Even if that boring Biology class you’re taking now has nothing to do with your career goal of becoming a journalist you may decide later to become a doctor. That Biology class grade will factor in to whether you can get [...]
February 17th, 2010 | Category:
Daddy,
Education,
Finance,
Health,
Humor,
SafetyThis post is a continuation of Daddy’s advice for my Early Years.
Age 14-18
Watch out for boys. Boys love humping. Boys will hump anything. Boys will say ANYTHING to hump you. Watch out for boys.
Don’t be scared after watching a horror movie… all the monsters and blood are fake. The monsters in the movie won’t try [...]
January 16th, 2010 | Category:
HealthHere’s something that a lot of people are not aware of:
BABY POWDER IS BAD FOR BABIES!!
More specifically, baby powder made with TALC is bad for babies. Actually they’re bad for everyone in general. Most non-parents (and some current parents) don’t know this. Mommy and Daddy sure didn’t know either.
Some baby powders are made from talc [...]
January 13th, 2010 | Category:
HealthWhat’s going on?
A recently published report has discovered dangerous levels of cadmium has been found in some children’s jewelry. Children can be exposed to the cadmium by biting or sucking on the jewelry.
What’s cadmium?
Cadmium is a metallic element that is a known carcinogen (something that can cause cancer… like the stuff in cigarettes). Recent research [...]
Normal birth weight
A full term baby (37 to 40 weeks) will weigh about 6-9 pounds at birth.
Low birth weight
Less than 5 pounds, 8oz is low birth weight. 3 pounds, 5 oz is considered VERY low birth weight.
Babies with low birth weight have increased risk for serious health problems with lasting disabilities and even death. About [...]
December 20th, 2009 | Category:
General baby info,
HealthWhat is mercury?
It’s a very toxic metal that should avoid eating/drinking/licking/making love to, etc.
Mercury is released into the air as a byproduct of certain industrial processes. (so I hope you’re enjoying your iPods/cars/computers/etc… you’re adding mercury to the fishes!) The mercury then settles into oceans and lakes where it changes into methylmercury. The methylmercury can [...]
November 24th, 2009 | Category:
Health,
HumorSo when i break free of this womb jail around May 30 i already know all these crazy people are going to start touching me and pinching my cheeks and stuff. It’s like a “breaking-in” period every baby has to go through (well, at least the cute ones like me… not so much the ugly [...]
