February 20th, 2010 | Category:
Daddy,
Education,
Finance,
Health,
Humor,
SafetyThis is a continuation of Daddy’s advice from the it’s-just-a-phase years.
Age 19-22
Get good grades. Even if that boring Biology class you’re taking now has nothing to do with your career goal of becoming a journalist you may decide later to become a doctor. That Biology class grade will factor in to whether you can get [...]
February 17th, 2010 | Category:
Daddy,
Education,
Finance,
Health,
Humor,
SafetyThis post is a continuation of Daddy’s advice for my Early Years.
Age 14-18
Watch out for boys. Boys love humping. Boys will hump anything. Boys will say ANYTHING to hump you. Watch out for boys.
Don’t be scared after watching a horror movie… all the monsters and blood are fake. The monsters in the movie won’t try [...]
December 29th, 2009 | Category:
SafetySo in case you don’t know, once you have a kid, both Mommy and Daddy’s lives are ruined. What that means is you have no more freedom or fun because you’ll be spending all your time taking care of the baby. In case you forgot, here’s a refresher on how useless human babies are. Although [...]
