December 29th, 2009 | Category:
Safety
So in case you don’t know, once you have a kid, both Mommy and Daddy’s lives are ruined. What that means is you have no more freedom or fun because you’ll be spending all your time taking care of the baby. In case you forgot, here’s a refresher on how useless human babies are. Although [...]
December 26th, 2009 | Category:
Me!
I hope everyone had a good Christmas (if you celebrate it)! We had lots of presents! For Christmas here’s what we got!
From me to Mommy: A nice Christmas card that says “I love you Mommy! You’re the best!”
From me to Daddy: A nice Christmas card that says “You’re the awesomest Daddy in the world!”
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December 25th, 2009 | Category:
Me!
Happy Holidays (Christmas/Kwanza/Hanukah/Festivus/etc) to everybody from the entire staff (that’s me) at AwesomeBabyBlog.com!
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Normal birth weight
A full term baby (37 to 40 weeks) will weigh about 6-9 pounds at birth.
Low birth weight
Less than 5 pounds, 8oz is low birth weight. 3 pounds, 5 oz is considered VERY low birth weight.
Babies with low birth weight have increased risk for serious health problems with lasting disabilities and even death. About [...]
December 20th, 2009 | Category:
General baby info,
Health
What is mercury?
It’s a very toxic metal that should avoid eating/drinking/licking/making love to, etc.
Mercury is released into the air as a byproduct of certain industrial processes. (so I hope you’re enjoying your iPods/cars/computers/etc… you’re adding mercury to the fishes!) The mercury then settles into oceans and lakes where it changes into methylmercury. The methylmercury can [...]
Ok, I’ve made my decision. It was a close race between a GIRL and a HERMAPHRODITE but I have finally chosen to be a…
Girl!
Everybody is happy and Daddy is already making preparations. Daddy is so good at planning. He’s already got his 35 year game plan for me when it comes to dating…
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December 14th, 2009 | Category:
Humor
More daily rage (common annoyances we’ve all encountered)! These were NOT done by me. Enjoy!
This last one is ESPECIALLY for Daddy!
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Click here for more Daily rage – Part 1
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