Are you wondering if it’s possible to contact me? Yes it is! Unlike other deities out there I actually answer my fans!
Please do contact me for any of the following:
- To tell me how awesome i am
- To send me money
- To tell me how cool my Daddy is
- To tell me how cool my Mommy is (but not quite as cool as Daddy)
- For online interview requests (rate = $2,000,000 per hour)
- For radio interview requests (rate = $5,000,000 per hour)
- For live interview requests (rate = $10,000,000 per hour + a double-double meal from In-N-Out)
I can be reached at baby@awesomebabyblog.com. But if i don’t respond back to you right away don’t feel bad. I usually get way more fan mail then i can handle. But i’ll respond eventually. If i feel like it.