Are you a boy or girl?
I am a girl!
What’s your name?
I haven’t decided on a name yet. For now you can call me Baby, Awesome Baby, Your Awesomeness… basically anything along those lines will work.
How old are you?
My “real age” isn’t even zero years old yet since I’m still in my mommy’s tummy. But I was conceived on or around August 30, 2009 so you can use that to calculate my gestational age (Aug 30 is day 0… age since sperm and egg kissed) and embryonic age (gestational age + 2 weeks… how long I’ve been stuck to Mommy’s tummy). Go here for more explanation of gestational age vs embryonic age.
What’s the point of your blog?
Same as any other person’s blog – to post useless updates and boring stories. Aside from that it’s also to help my fans (family and friends) keep up to date with me. Also, I’ll make occasional posts relevant to caring for a fetus/baby as well as funny and interesting posts about my experience as a fetus. And maybe a good deal online to buy baby stuff when i see it.
Why is your blog called AwesomeBabyBlog.com? You’re not even a baby yet.
Because AwesomeEmbryoBlog.com and AwesomeFetusBlog.com doesn’t sound as good.
What makes you so awesome?
How many other embryos/fetuses/babies (in the entire history of mankind) do you know that have started a blog?
Your blog isn’t that special. Other babies have blogs too!
Yes but those blogs are usually created and run by their parents. And honestly those blogs are boring. No offense. But they are. Mine’s awesome.
After you’re born will you continue to blog?
Maybe, we’ll wait and see.
Why are you also so mean to dumb people (i.e. people that believe in horoscopes, the zodiac calendar, old wives tales, etc)?
I don’t like dumb people.
If you’re inside your Mom still how were you able get a laptop to blog?
Plastic bag and Vaseline. Lots of Vaseline. Oh and a Wi-Fi connection.
I really need to contact you because I want to send money and/or tell you how awesome you are! How do I contact you?
You can email me at baby@awesomebabyblog.com. But if i don’t respond back to you right away don’t feel bad. I usually get way more fan mail then i can handle. But i’ll respond eventually. If i feel like it.