Are you a boy or girl?
I am a girl!
What’s your name?
You can call me Baby, Awesome Baby, Your Awesomeness… basically anything along those lines will work.
How old are you?
I was conceived about August 30, 2009 so you can use that to calculate my gestational age (Aug 30 is day 0… age since sperm and egg kissed) and embryonic age (gestational age + 2 weeks… how long I’ve been stuck to Mommy’s tummy). For more explanation of gestational age vs embryonic age go here.
If you want to know my real age, I was born on June 7, 2010.
What’s the point of your blog?
Same as any other person’s blog – to post useless updates and boring stories. Except instead of being boring my blog will be AWESOME! It will be filled with posts about my life as an embryo and as a baby. I will post stuff to make you laugh. I will post stuff about awesome deals on baby toys, food, or whatever!
Why is your blog called AwesomeBabyBlog.com? You’re not even a baby yet.
Because AwesomeEmbryoBlog.com and AwesomeFetusBlog.com doesn’t sound as good.
*EDIT: As of June 7, 2010 i am now a baby! So the blog name fits!
What makes you so awesome?
How many other embryos/fetuses/babies (in the entire history of mankind) do you know that have started a blog?
Your blog isn’t that special. Other babies have blogs too!
Yes but those blogs are usually created and run by their parents. And honestly those blogs are boring. No offense. But they are. Mine’s awesome.
After you’re born will you continue to blog?
Yes!
How were you able get a laptop to blog when you were in your Mommy’s tummy?
Plastic bag and Vaseline. Lots of Vaseline. Oh and a Wi-Fi connection.
I really need to contact you because I want to send money and/or tell you how awesome you are! How do I contact you?
You can email me at baby@awesomebabyblog.com. But if i don’t respond back to you right away don’t feel bad. I usually get way more fan mail then i can handle. But i’ll respond eventually. If i feel like it.
