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Baby — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 07:41:34 +0000

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Baby — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:00:29 +0000

Diaper usage from dude3236 on Vimeo.

My daily routine

Baby — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 07:54:55 +0000

Please send all condolences to Mommy and Daddy.

Diaper usage from dude3236 on Vimeo.

Diaper usage

Baby — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 21:50:49 +0000

Diaper usage from dude3236 on Vimeo.

Scary baby fact

Baby — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 21:37:14 +0000

For the first three days of life a baby will poop out meconium. Meconium is the collection of all the crap the baby ingests while in the womb. While in the womb babies only pee (the pee is just sterile water) but not poop. All the poop collects for 9 months so mommy and daddy can have a nice surprise.

This meconium is black, tarry and sticky. It’s gross. So don’t be surprised now when your brand new baby gives you a present in her diaper.

Meconium poop

Oh btw, my poo never looked like this though. My poop was always like the below picture. I have no idea what’s so great about it but mommy and daddy are very happy every time i poo.

My diaper

Stats

Baby — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:11:29 +0000

Alive: 28 days
# of diaper changes: 300
# of times i pee’d while diaper was being changed: 4
Pee while diaper changing %: 1.3%
# of times i poo’d while diaper was being changed: 6
Poo while diaper changing %: 2%

Baby clocks

Baby — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 02:10:22 +0000

Mommy and Daddy have no use for normal clocks anymore. They have replaced all their clocks with “baby clocks”. All our clocks at home no longer have AM, PM, or numbers. They have been replaced with “sleeping”, “pooping” and “feeding”.