Anywayzzzz… here’s me and Santa just kickin’ it! Happy Holidays everyone!

When i grow up i might become an artist. i’ve already started practicing my trade. I made a turtle today using my own organic materials! Some people may not appreciate my kind of art but i hope you at least appreciate my usage of green materials that are environmentally friendly.

WARNING!!! Click here to see my art DO NOT CLICK WHILE EATING FOOD!!! /WARNING

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Being a baby is a’ight i suppose but it’s just the same boring thing everyday. i just eat, sleep and play. All day, everyday. Being an adult seems sooooooo much funner!

Every time Mommy and Daddy go to work they always dress nice like they ‘re going to a party. Why can’t i go to a party too? Instead i have to stay home with my toys and play until i’m too exhausted to stay awake.

Sometimes Mommy and Daddy wake up late and leave in a huge hurry to get to work. Wow! Work must be some much fun that they want to get there as quickly as possible! They seem to like going to work more than staying home and playing with me

And sometimes Mommy and Daddy come home from work and say they are “super duper exhausted”. Geez, sounds like work much be super duper fun. When i’m exhausted at home it means that i played all day with my toys and blocks and mini piano and could not keep my eyes open from all the fun. i guess Mommy and Daddy had fun at work too playing with all their toys and blocks and mini piano.

Sometimes when Mommy and Daddy don’t have a job the only thing they talk about everyday is, “Gawd dangit! I need a job! I’ve sent out 20 resumes this week and no response!” i guess work is so fun that they always want to have a job. Guess i’ll have to wait until i’m old enough to get a job to see what all the magic is about. i can’t wait!

Mommy and Daddy also get to write checks with their checkbooks and pay bills and taxes and stuff. i wanna pay bills and taxes too! Every year they give a lot of money to “Uncle Sam”. i have an Uncle B but i’ve never met my Uncle Sam yet. He must be really rich from all the money Mommy and Daddy send him every year. Seems like so much fun to give money away to people. How nice!

Mommy and Daddy also get tons of mail but i get none How come nobody sends me any letters or mail? Every week they always get new mail from Ralph’s, Sam’s Club and Trader Joe’s. Wow! Ralph, Sam, and Joe must be really good friends to always send them mail. But Mommy and Daddy are mean and just throw their letters away without even reading them. If they sent me letters i would read them all and then write them a letter back and ask them how they are doing! i would also ask them if they go to work too and why is it so much fun?

Oh well, i guess i’ll just have to keep playing with my huge pile of stuffed animals and sleeping 14 hours a day until i can become an adult too so i can start receiving tons of mail, paying taxes and working until i’m exhausted.

In the meantime here is a video of me suffering through my daily bath. Aghhh! My life sucks!

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