Technical difficulties =(

My laptop is not working well now so i need to spend time to fix it. i’ll be back with more posts in about 1-2 weeks.

If you’re bored you can re-read the “funniest” and most “educational” posts again. Their links are at the left side of my webpage!

Bye bye (for 2 weeks)

Daddy's predictions: Things I will say as I grow up

More of Daddy’s predictions for me. This time he’s predicting what i will say, how often, and how old i will be when i say them!






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Predictions by Daddy: My dating timeline

Daddy has lots of predictions for my life. This is his prediction of my dating timeline…










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Predictions for my life (if i was a boy)

Many of the predictions for a Chinese boy is the same as for a Chinese girl…

  • i’ll already know kung fu as soon as I’m born
  • My parents will force me to take piano or violin lessons when I’m in elementary school
  • i’ll be shorter than average
  • i’ll be eating weird stuff like pigs feet and dried squid
  • i’ll be good at math and/or science
  • My parents will beat me if i get less than an A- on any test
  • My parents will force me to study to become a doctor or lawyer or pharmacist
  • All non-asian people will assume i’m Japanese or Korean
  • i’ll be skinny

However, there are some that are specifically for guys!

  • i’ll always look 5 years younger than my real age
  • If i play on any sports team in high school it will probably be tennis
  • i’ll be the shortest guy on the high school tennis team
  • No white girls will want to date me
  • i’ll get mad when I find out some Chinese girls ONLY want to date white guys
  • i’ll probably be living at my parents home until I’m 30
  • Non-asian girls will think i’m weird for living at my parent’s home until I’m 30
  • All my friends will be asian except for maybe one white guy and/or one black guy
  • i’ll be embarrassed to drink alcohol with my non-asian friends because I turn much more red than they do
  • In high school I’ll be driving a lowered Japanese car (i.e. Honda Civic) with a really loud exhaust and think it’s cool
  • After college I’ll wonder why I drove a lowered Japanese car (i.e. Honda Civic) with a really loud exhaust back in high school and thought it was cool

Warning about using baby powder

Here’s something that a lot of people are not aware of:

BABY POWDER IS BAD FOR BABIES!!

More specifically, baby powder made with TALC is bad for babies. Actually they’re bad for everyone in general. Most non-parents (and some current parents) don’t know this. Mommy and Daddy sure didn’t know either.

Some baby powders are made from talc rocks which are crushed into a fine powder. But this still leaves minute fibers which are similar to asbestos. Asbestos is a thready material that is used for insulation (among other things) and is now banned in the USA. Asbestos contains tiny fibers that can be inhaled into your lungs and cause lung cancer.

Breathing in baby powder made with talc can cause cancer. So what are the alternatives?

You can use baby powder that uses corn starch instead of talc.

You can also use lotions instead of powders.

Daddy is currently saddened by this news. Daddy says baby powder makes everything smell so nice. Especially stinky buttholes.

WARNING: Your children's jewelry may be toxic

What’s going on?
A recently published report has discovered dangerous levels of cadmium has been found in some children’s jewelry. Children can be exposed to the cadmium by biting or sucking on the jewelry.

What’s cadmium?
Cadmium is a metallic element that is a known carcinogen (something that can cause cancer… like the stuff in cigarettes). Recent research shows cadmium can hinder brain development in young children.

If cadmium is bad why is it in childrens jewelry?
There is currently no law that bans cadmium in children’s jewelry. Currently the law says cadmium is only illegal in children’s painted toys.

Remember all the lead found in toys from China from a couple of years ago? Lead is now banned in children’s toys so manufacturers have turned to cadmium.

Which jewelry have cadmium?
The news on this is still developing but early reports are advising you to steer clear of the following:

  • Inexpensive children’s jewelry made in China
  • “Princess and the Frog” bracelets sold at Wal-Mart
  • Three flip-flop bracelet charms sold at Wal-Mart in 2008
  • Two charms on a “Best Friends” bracelet from Claire’s

There’s more than just the above but further testing is needed to find all of them.

How accurate is this report?
It just came out and is still in the early stages. So it’s a good idea to follow the story for further developments and steer clear of childern’s jewelry for now. Unless of course your kid is already dumb (which 99.99% of them are) then I suppose not much more damage can be done.

More info
Here’s the original news story.

Daily Rage (part 4)

More daily rage (common annoyances we’ve all encountered)! These were NOT done by me. Enjoy!








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This last one is ESPECIALLY for Daddy!




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Click here for more Daily rage – Part 1
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